tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post3213178418167302208..comments2023-10-12T23:59:35.045+10:00Comments on The Bruising Adventures of Girl Clumsy: Internet, I Need You To Help Me Kidnap a DogGirl Clumsyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01056312179921746322noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-56483276679108911782013-04-21T13:58:10.446+10:002013-04-21T13:58:10.446+10:00I'm kind of in the same situation, I need some...I'm kind of in the same situation, I need some tips on how to kidnap a dog from a really terrible woman!! She has no right to own an animal. She starves animals, leaves them out in the hot or coldweather, when one dies or runs away she gets another one. Now she has one that weighs about 5-7lbs and that's full grown and way too small to live outside ! She won't give the dog up willing or sale her, it's a power and control thing with this lady. So my last resort is to steal the dog and give her a better life. Just need some tips on how to make it look like some vicious accident. Like something attacked the little dog, need to leave some sort of a blood trail so she thinks the dog is dead. Any ideas???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-54700328470891462322012-12-21T15:08:44.810+10:002012-12-21T15:08:44.810+10:00Easy done, I will need the following:
- 4 woollen...Easy done, I will need the following:<br /><br />- 4 woollen beanies<br />- 1 packet superglue<br />- 6 9 volt batteries<br />- 30 mtrs nylon rope<br />- 13 packets fruit tingles<br />- 4 litres Pepsi Max<br />- 2 Hawiian shirts<br />- Bestie Boys Sabotage playing on rotation<br />- A Ford Transit<br />- 1 kg ketamine<br />- A bucket<br />- Rubber duck (small)<br /><br />NautAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-19396691793252826622012-12-20T16:49:54.829+10:002012-12-20T16:49:54.829+10:00Maybe it's time to get your own fur child. The...Maybe it's time to get your own fur child. There are lots of furry* folk out there in need of a home. <br /><br />http://animalrescueqld.vpweb.com.au/Doggies-Available-for-Adoption.html<br /><br />*of course, I mean a dog and not someone who enjoys dressing as rover in an effort to get a belly rub.<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359161032010433870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-67402900814235986572012-12-20T16:20:07.025+10:002012-12-20T16:20:07.025+10:00and you will love him and pet him and squeeze him ...and you will love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George... errr.... Snow...Big Bad Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08068264174422746226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-7932250874741071202012-12-20T10:19:19.814+10:002012-12-20T10:19:19.814+10:00Move & take the dog with youMove & take the dog with youtqfthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00776946440980139244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-16589368475612428962012-12-20T07:48:48.071+10:002012-12-20T07:48:48.071+10:00Even if you hadn't have made this post, I'...Even if you hadn't have made this post, I'm pretty sure they'll consider you as the prime suspect if that dog ever goes missing again.Sam Cliffordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06406645686477317069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-20956515200011226802012-12-20T07:30:33.488+10:002012-12-20T07:30:33.488+10:00I believe it is an ancient Scottish law, that if ...I believe it is an ancient Scottish law, that if you are woman of good standing in the community ( well that's between you and your community)you have the right to challenge another in a cage style death match over possession of any animal that bears not a cloven hoof. <br /><br />"You'll have to fight in the traditional Highland way - bare breasted and carrying an eight pound baby in each arm". Michael barneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08986102144813296339noreply@blogger.com