Comments on The Bruising Adventures of Girl Clumsy: Glitch in the Kitchen

Chaz - just not a French patissierie, please? It'...

2009-05-26T00:21:51.763+10:00

Chaz - just not a French patissierie, please?

It's bad enough being a Failure at WomanHood without you taking the patiss.

;)

Look at the brightside..no-one went down with food...

2009-05-26T00:06:54.669+10:00

Look at the brightside..no-one went down with food poisoning.. But next time I'm in town we'll all go out for a meal eh? I'll even treat you!

I've done the same thing with recipes! Out of one ...

2009-05-25T22:48:51.454+10:00

I've done the same thing with recipes!
Out of one thing and substitute something else, or misreading the ingredient list.

It's like adding tumeric instead of cinnamon to a coffeecake recipe! Yarghhh...

Dear, the scones my Gran and Ma made, absolute Hea...

2009-05-25T21:32:14.078+10:00

Dear, the scones my Gran and Ma made, absolute Heaven. Mother Dearest cannot bake scones, inspite of having the recipes. Just point out that the scone gene wasn't turned on, it's not your fault. I'd say that's my excuse but I haven't tested my scone gene yet gathering my courage Bangar.

My Grandmother once used washing up detergent inst...

2009-05-25T11:41:36.383+10:00

My Grandmother once used washing up detergent instead of salt in a recipe. So it could be worse.

try making sweet bread with salt in place of the s...

2009-05-25T11:04:03.882+10:00

try making sweet bread with salt in place of the suger or possible baking soda. your friends will be worried for months every time you show up with baked goods. (goods is a colliquoal term not an adjective.

You know what's really tragic? The moment you desc...

2009-05-25T10:56:22.904+10:00

You know what's really tragic? The moment you described the taste, I knew what had gone wrong.

I fear for my manliness. I must go outside and sharpen the chainsaw again.

Now, please everyone, don't all rush to make me fe...

2009-05-25T09:44:19.148+10:00

Now, please everyone, don't all rush to make me feel better all at once.

I laughed myself stupid on this one, and kept thin...

2009-05-25T09:14:15.834+10:00

I laughed myself stupid on this one, and kept thinking "I bet she forgot the fracking eggs again," alah an upside down cake that you posted a while ago (maybe it wasn't a cake, but I'm pathetically lazy with researching it right now).

I love how you still ran for the camera to take a picture.

This is why I have dogs. A cooking disaster never ...

2009-05-25T09:11:39.516+10:00

This is why I have dogs. A cooking disaster never goes to waste, cos my hounds will woof down anything at all.

I successfully made jelly on the weekend, so I am ...

2009-05-25T09:11:12.338+10:00

I successfully made jelly on the weekend, so I am feeling particularly smug today.

**Note: Yes is was packet jelly and I just added water a stirred, but dammit I am still pretty pleased with myself.

Crepes are one of the few foods I can cook! I have...

2009-05-25T08:45:48.434+10:00

Crepes are one of the few foods I can cook! I have even, in the past, made slight alterations to the recipe. I'm pretty much an iron chef.

you screwed up pikelet mix? really? But even bache...

2009-05-25T05:53:13.153+10:00

you screwed up pikelet mix?
really? But even bachelors can't screw up pikelet mix. thats um. strange.

my mother once used dishwashing detergent instead of vegetable oil once - they come in similar bottles. That was an interesting meal.

Oh bollocks, and I meant "flour" rather than "flow...

2009-05-25T01:13:39.882+10:00

Oh bollocks, and I meant "flour" rather than "flower". I'm not sure that any baking endeavour has succeeded in using flowers rather than flour.

Oh, this made me laugh a lot. I once used bread-m...

2009-05-25T01:11:32.708+10:00

Oh, this made me laugh a lot.

I once used bread-mix in my pikelets instead of flower. It wasn't too bad, but they definately weren't "pikelets".

Another time my brother wanted chocolate pikelets, and added grave-ox to the mix rather than cocoa powder. Wade probably would have loved them.

I am rather proud to say that my own pikelet and pancake making endeavours mostly result in success.