tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post8633048936112524329..comments2023-10-12T23:59:35.045+10:00Comments on The Bruising Adventures of Girl Clumsy: Make me laugh competitionGirl Clumsyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01056312179921746322noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-15821124362997617432009-02-22T08:37:00.000+10:002009-02-22T08:37:00.000+10:00This made me laugh til I cried, though be warned, ...This made me laugh til I cried, though be warned, it's extremely explicit and not suitable for work!!! <BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1SIcFYGwz4Jenny Wynterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05039853249016405675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-86925575771275488592009-02-21T20:17:00.000+10:002009-02-21T20:17:00.000+10:00Amy: BRILLIANT anecdote :}Amy: BRILLIANT anecdote :}Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-49465979385562904532009-02-21T20:16:00.000+10:002009-02-21T20:16:00.000+10:00Hooray x 2! I'm so delighted to have made a conver...Hooray x 2! I'm so delighted to have made a convert! Read the Byron one yet?<BR/><BR/>I would like to hear your funniest/grossest flatmate story. Doesn't have to be from personal experience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-89210081391808364502009-02-20T16:43:00.000+10:002009-02-20T16:43:00.000+10:00on the topic of Penny Arcade, my favourite saga:ht...on the topic of Penny Arcade, my favourite saga:<BR/>http://www.penny-arcade.com/archive/?comic-keywords=fruit+fuckerMerrileehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08482128783367630144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-77814254390528888292009-02-20T11:16:00.000+10:002009-02-20T11:16:00.000+10:00Hooray! Em and I will have to do a victory dance ...Hooray! Em and I will have to do a victory dance with cleaning products. But what to request? Decisions, decisions...<BR/><BR/>Amy (who does not have anything she wishes to link too and therefore cannot display her name properly)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-89067689812355133602009-02-20T03:24:00.000+10:002009-02-20T03:24:00.000+10:00Mistrial!Mistrial!vivaoisinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14006666154036887016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-42515419106008166472009-02-20T01:06:00.000+10:002009-02-20T01:06:00.000+10:00Hey everyone,Thank you so much for all your storie...Hey everyone,<BR/><BR/>Thank you so much for all your stories and links. I have laughed and smiled a lot.<BR/><BR/>But the winner is...<BR/><BR/>A tie!<BR/><BR/>Yes, I couldn't decide between:<BR/><BR/>*Amy's story about telling a customer they could write "For Jesus" on their Happy Birthday cards and that would make do for Xmas cards... and...<BR/><BR/>*Em's link to a historical AND hysterical comic involving Ben Franklin (with the most wonderful manic look on his face). I loves me some history gags: <BR/><BR/>http://beatonna.livejournal.com/70912.html<BR/><BR/>So there you go. Amy and Em, a post on a topic of your choice. I might write them up together, or separately, depending on what you ask for...<BR/><BR/>And thanks again to everyone else - what lovely blogging buddies you all are!Girl Clumsyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01056312179921746322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-8064898443043804852009-02-18T22:55:00.000+10:002009-02-18T22:55:00.000+10:00I pooped a hammer!I pooped a hammer!Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12140246476160508049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-2793780646213537822009-02-18T22:37:00.000+10:002009-02-18T22:37:00.000+10:00Earlier this year I decided that I wanted to name ...Earlier this year I decided that I wanted to name my own star. The front-runner is ‘Oisin’s Ego’. I can’t wait to hear the captain’s announcement for when they’re approaching that thing.vivaoisinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14006666154036887016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-56016551890054485842009-02-18T17:00:00.000+10:002009-02-18T17:00:00.000+10:00Here is an 'honestly, you can be proud of your coo...Here is an 'honestly, you can be proud of your coordination, and also, you will live longer than i will' incident:<BR/><BR/>2006: Ironing in the early morning<BR/>You know life's unwritten instructions? Like, "Do not attempt to eat this giraffe?"<BR/><BR/>I'm fairly sure there's one that states, "While using a steam iron, be sure to wear pants."<BR/>It is 6:45 am and I have groin burns. <BR/>After the running water (And yes I did try to sit in the sink), I sent a text message to my best mate.<BR/><BR/>Richard responded to my anguished cry with:<BR/>"It is with great trepidation I say that I always thought you had a hot pussy."<BR/><BR/>---<BR/>An thing from work, 2007:<BR/><BR/><BR/>Incident while committing art with a small boy early last week:<BR/><BR/>Lad: "C'n I have some o' them fings?"<BR/><BR/>"The toothpicks?"<BR/><BR/>Lad: "Yeh, c'n i have some to take home?"<BR/><BR/>"Only if they're part of your artwork."<BR/><BR/>* Lad sits still for a few moments, then starts inserting toothpicks into the centre of his crepe-and-drinking-straw roses.<BR/><BR/>"What are they for?"<BR/><BR/>Lad: (thoughtfully inserts 8 more.) "Bees..."<BR/><BR/>----<BR/>lovely links that I go to for happies:<BR/>Kate Beaton's comics, like <A HREF="http://beatonna.livejournal.com/70912.html" REL="nofollow">this</A> and <A HREF="http://beatonna.livejournal.com/77179.html" REL="nofollow">this one</A><BR/><BR/>Erika Moen's comics, like <A HREF="http://www.webcomicsnation.com/erika/dar/series.php?view=archive&chapter=24372" REL="nofollow">this one</A>.<BR/><BR/>PS I AM BRINGING THREE GLOWING RODS TONIGHt. THREE. COUNT THEM.<BR/><BR/>Hope you feel better soon. Em.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-29000695955685442802009-02-18T16:25:00.000+10:002009-02-18T16:25:00.000+10:00I nominate Soapbox Opera, so if that's the funnies...I nominate Soapbox Opera, so if that's the funniest do I win or does Mick (seeing he is doing all the work).<BR/> Bangar making simple things complicated and complicated things simple.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-6142551343258540002009-02-18T15:29:00.000+10:002009-02-18T15:29:00.000+10:00My faourite joke:What's brown and sticky?...A stic...My faourite joke:<BR/><BR/>What's brown and sticky?<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>A stick!<BR/><BR/>This keeps me amused http://frogofgreen.blogspot.com .Nautilushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03709472759179704843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-51042352745373768462009-02-18T14:24:00.000+10:002009-02-18T14:24:00.000+10:00Okay many moons ago...Twas summer in London, and i...Okay many moons ago...<BR/><BR/>Twas summer in London, and it being a Saturday I was walking to Covent Garden from Charing Cross station to meet friends for drink and maybe some food.<BR/><BR/>I did not notice the large rubbish receptical hiding in my path. The next thing i know the bin jumps me and I'm in the bin down past my shoulders. Happily my quick reflexes saved me and I managed to wriggle clear much to the appreciation of passers by who were clearly amazed at how i had managed to defend myself.<BR/><BR/>Okay okay I was distracted by a good looking woman walkign in front of me, didn't see the bin and ended up head first in the bloody thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-64358148103853952009-02-18T11:24:00.000+10:002009-02-18T11:24:00.000+10:00(I am no good at the interwebs. But the above pos...(I am no good at the interwebs. But the above post and this post are from Amy. Aka me.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-50431030323064331312009-02-18T11:22:00.000+10:002009-02-18T11:22:00.000+10:00I once, when working in the exciting field of disc...I once, when working in the exciting field of discount variety (Crazy Prices! Woot) in my teenage years, asked a woman with no arms past her elbows 'can I give you a hand?'. Really and truly. I wanted to die.<BR/><BR/>Also during the surly teenage Saturday job years, a lady came in asking if we had any Christmas themed lolly bags for kid's parties. Grumpy pimply hormonal 17 year old me thought I was being clever by telling her she could just write 'Jesus' under the 'Happy Birthday' ones. Apparently, they were for a church group. She had words with the manager.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-83673728134813680732009-02-18T10:50:00.000+10:002009-02-18T10:50:00.000+10:00Furthermore, there is nothing more funny that huma...Furthermore, there is nothing more funny that human stupidity : <BR/><BR/>http://failblog.org/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-38428575643865842452009-02-18T09:58:00.000+10:002009-02-18T09:58:00.000+10:00Wait! I've got a new one. A perfect video for ...Wait! I've got a new one. A perfect video for you. A shakespeare one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbVylFKfisU&eurl=http://britanick.com/videos.phpDan Beestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05579585743289114991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-22274995638106972902009-02-18T08:37:00.000+10:002009-02-18T08:37:00.000+10:00Sure it was years ago now, but I did a backstage i...Sure it was years ago now, but I did a backstage interprative dance version of Blackrock...<BR/><BR/>and I like ham sandwiches..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-62936179579877759962009-02-17T22:42:00.000+10:002009-02-17T22:42:00.000+10:00NatI think this is funny..I found this on the web....Nat<BR/><BR/>I think this is funny..I found this on the web...it's every swear word ever said on the sopranos in every episode ever :-<BR/><BR/>http://vimeo.com/2998698Michael Coleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11319197525957121081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-46016049823484046042009-02-17T21:52:00.000+10:002009-02-17T21:52:00.000+10:00I feel kind of bad about this, I'm sure I should b...I feel kind of bad about this, I'm sure I should be coming up with something of my own, but I'm tired. Ergo, my favourite Penny Arcade:<BR/><BR/>http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/12/03/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-38517431704531707932009-02-17T17:36:00.000+10:002009-02-17T17:36:00.000+10:00The most I've ever laughed at something on the int...The most I've ever laughed at something on the internet was this security footage of a drunk man breaking into a liqour store.<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3VMHxWRjRc<BR/><BR/>I think that makes me a bad person.Dan Beestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05579585743289114991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-69809489930035621832009-02-17T17:05:00.000+10:002009-02-17T17:05:00.000+10:00I made jam. It was good.I made jam. It was good.Flintharthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17456024642528783549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-33427096736863797522009-02-17T16:56:00.000+10:002009-02-17T16:56:00.000+10:00I know how you feel. I'm very much the same way m...I know how you feel. I'm very much the same way most of the time. <BR/><BR/>Whenever I'm "meh" I look at this picture : <BR/>http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/lolsloth.jpg<BR/>It helps.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-10994057508509523512009-02-17T16:40:00.000+10:002009-02-17T16:40:00.000+10:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSpJphWkRfY - a par...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSpJphWkRfY - a part of B.J. Novak's stand-up routine, called "Wikipedia Brown".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-49575508514281393472009-02-17T16:08:00.000+10:002009-02-17T16:08:00.000+10:00I fell down the stairs on Saturday night, while wa...I fell down the stairs on Saturday night, while walking my valentine date (who is a professional stripper) out of a party. Certainly bruised my pride as well as my elbows.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com