tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post8971787683427109179..comments2023-10-12T23:59:35.045+10:00Comments on The Bruising Adventures of Girl Clumsy: #30before30: Watch a Porno (part II)Girl Clumsyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01056312179921746322noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-16023604155342993382011-12-03T01:11:03.469+10:002011-12-03T01:11:03.469+10:00the title of this post caught my attention because...the title of this post caught my attention because I was thinking about that too and considering that I just bought <a href="http://www.genericviagrafact.com" rel="nofollow">Generic Viagra</a>, there is a good chance I will watch those kind of movies!Clarknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-4392563441292158522010-10-05T21:36:53.786+10:002010-10-05T21:36:53.786+10:00For high quality porn look no further than private...For high quality porn look no further than private. The brand does most of the industrys plot based features and the scenes are always tasteful<br /><br />I mean, I always comment on the chairs, shoes and drapes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-74471034040583499422010-09-29T13:29:50.791+10:002010-09-29T13:29:50.791+10:00Hilarious! We made the mistake of going to the DVD...Hilarious! We made the mistake of going to the DVD shop drunk and got one of those Playboy movies that aren’t a movie but also aren’t full x rated. <br />Awful, just awful.<br />The first 30 mins was ok, and then we sobered up and it was so bad we turned it off after a bit.<br />Done, never to be done again.<br />I love your list!Scuba Nursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00248129325790275090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-36047252051096572822010-09-29T06:29:27.369+10:002010-09-29T06:29:27.369+10:00Hi there Anonymous - thanks for visiting!
I'v...Hi there Anonymous - thanks for visiting!<br /><br />I've had that question a couple of times now, and I can tell you that in fact it was the SEQUEL "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" that was split in two. <br /><br />I watched the original movie, which wasn't subject to that censorship.<br /><br />Not saying that censorship isn't a tad on the silly side, but yes, different film!Girl Clumsyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01056312179921746322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-36886115936395574942010-09-22T11:43:17.125+10:002010-09-22T11:43:17.125+10:00Since you've made no mention of the fact, I...Since you've made no mention of the fact, I'm going to presume you have watched a "borrowed" US or EU version of Pirates. <br /><br />Because if you had of watched an Australian release DVD you could of not possibly commented on the fact that the movie, by law, must be sold as a 2 DVD set with the plot scenes on one DVD and the sex scenes on a separate DVD.<br /><br />This absurd situation comes courtesy of our ancient censorship laws in Australia. If this isn't done, the DVD would be 'refused classification', effectively banning its sale and distribution in Australia.<br /><br />Oh and the reason it would be refused classification? Not because of the dubious bucks party scene, but because of the violence in the other parts of the film which our laws say cannot be viewed by an adult in conjunction with the graphic sex scenes. Because an adult cannot differentiate between fiction and reality, obviously.<br /><br />Oh btw interesting blog, will be keeping up with it as much as I can!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-9599034188334272032010-09-15T22:12:01.566+10:002010-09-15T22:12:01.566+10:00Now I can't get that stupid song out of my hea...Now I can't get that stupid song out of my head... 'you put the lime in the coconut and stir it all together, the lime in the coconut and then you'll feel better'. Thank you very much. Not.ConspiracyCathttp://cattysconspiracycorner.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-30986678205901049632010-09-14T11:02:00.774+10:002010-09-14T11:02:00.774+10:00The only thing I'm worried about is that GC wi...The only thing I'm worried about is that GC will always be wary of a Candlelit dinner.Skarburnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08438311566093114722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-51768938856578791122010-09-13T17:01:06.559+10:002010-09-13T17:01:06.559+10:00What a fascinating review! Lenghty, but oh so wort...What a fascinating review! Lenghty, but oh so worthy of reading. <br /><br />As an older woman who has long enjoyed the occasional viewing of porn, I found your insights & thoughts of what is a very "mainstream" porn flick very interesting. I cannot help but wonder what you would make of a sex-positive & inclusive porn film. Porn that is made to be arousing (for men & women) yet is highly respectful of both genders. There are a lot female porn directors out there, including a few Australians. Ms Naughty's short film won first prize for "first time female erotic film makers" last year at the Berlin Porn Film Festival. <br /><br />Whilst it's a small market as yet, it is so good to see women making porn that is tasteful, inclusive, and doesn't often include the infamous money shot facial. Fantasy plots that may be female designed & driven but I suspect most (straight)men who watch find themselves no less aroused than when viewing mainstream porn. <br /><br />:)Desertgirlhttp://twitter.com/desertgirl_2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-55472174578941843852010-09-13T15:54:51.592+10:002010-09-13T15:54:51.592+10:00Straight up porn tends to be dumber than a bag of ...Straight up porn tends to be dumber than a bag of hammers. Especially of late. If ever I've enjoyed sex scenes, they've been in films that creep over the edge and become at least mildly hardcore while retaining their interest as movies. 'Sex And Lucia' had its moments, for example, though the central incident of loss was too harrowing to make the fairly graphic (for a mainstream film) sex scenes actually arousing.<br /><br />I'm sure there've been a few other films that have gone in that direction.<br /><br />The other sort of porn that's attracted my interest, if not arousal, is the truly oddball stuff. For example: I once managed to find a copy of a hardcore flick shot by none other than Ed Wood. As porn goes, it was dire. But... it was so obviously an Ed Wood piece that it became hilarious. The man had a kind of anti-auteur style -- a mode of film-making that was at once distinctly his own, identifiable and original, and yet completely worthless. Not like Uwe Boll, whose stuff is just boring -- but so bad that it becomes entertaining, and in a way which is always uniquely Ed Wood.<br /><br />There's also a hardcore porn musical version of Alice in Wonderland, shot in the mid-seventies, starring a woman who actually had a mainstream acting career in her own right. (I forget her name. Look for her as the love interest in the unforgettable TV series 'BJ and The Bear'.) <br /><br />And yes: I meant hardcore porn musical. It is all of those, which is every bit as brain-bending as it sounds. I recommend you find a copy of it, and give it the same treatment you gave this movie. You'll have a lot more fun, though I doubt you'll be any more titillated.Flintharthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17456024642528783549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-61055339482508315682010-09-13T15:47:15.809+10:002010-09-13T15:47:15.809+10:00Hey guys - thanks for your kind words. I'm gla...Hey guys - thanks for your kind words. I'm glad you've enjoyed the Pron. :)<br /><br />Erk - I have always wondered about that - whether guys actually place themselves in the position of the man in porn, or block it out and focus on the ladies... who knows. I suppose there's enough man-less porn out there to combat such issues.<br /><br />And it's interesting you make the point about Stu being a guy friend - I obviously had no real worries because Stu's a great mate of mine and we have similar senses of humour. But yes, perhaps I should get him to write up his point of view - I guess particularly my reactions. Stu is currently on his way to Ocktoberfest though, so it'll have to wait until after he's consumed his body weight three times in German beer and oom-pah-pahed his little heart out.Girl Clumsyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01056312179921746322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-5072388757630657532010-09-13T12:20:37.720+10:002010-09-13T12:20:37.720+10:00Really, Barnesm? Avatar...now would that be the 3D...Really, Barnesm? Avatar...now would that be the 3D version ?<br />drejAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-38448260370736196212010-09-13T12:19:09.987+10:002010-09-13T12:19:09.987+10:00Best. Girl Clumsy. Pron. Review. Ever!
It might s...Best. Girl Clumsy. Pron. Review. Ever!<br /><br />It might surprise you to learn that even though I'm a guy, I'm not into pron as much as you'd think. As a straight guy, I don't want to see the 4 & a quarter inches of some other guy's blade going for a walk in the tulips. I don't want to see another guy. That's why if anything, I prefer girl on girl pron. No blades there.<br /><br />I've still got my virginal copy of Shortbus which sort of goes against my above statement but as it was so talked up on Get This, I had to buy it!<br /><br />Great review. It was lucky that you had Disco Stu to guide you through it. Dunno how I'd go watching pron with a female friend - Disco Stu's a bigger man than me in that department! And you would not have got as much pleasure - and comedy gold - out of it if you just watched it by yourself!Erk @ Channel Erk (@erkpod)http://www.channelerk.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-1097715122050031052010-09-13T11:31:07.143+10:002010-09-13T11:31:07.143+10:00Two candles? That'd be a fire hazard wouldn...Two candles? That'd be a fire hazard wouldn't it. Although, it'd be safer if the undergrowth was trimmed back.<br /><br />This was a great write-up. All the reactions I'd hoped for were addressed (or should that be undressed)Dan Beestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05579585743289114991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-90680224370182890482010-09-13T09:09:18.904+10:002010-09-13T09:09:18.904+10:00MAGNIFICENT.
I espcially respect the choice of mo...MAGNIFICENT.<br /><br />I espcially respect the choice of movie considering it is only one week until International Talk like a pirate day. <br /><br />It does have a touching innocence to it to think that people seeking pornography in these days of instant gratification want a film with plot and character. If you go on line you can pretty much find anything on the continuum of sexuality available with little or no effort. <br /><br />Hopefully there will always be a place for these porn parodies of big budget films, the most recent I can think of is Hustler's re-imagining of AVATAR. <br /><br />At least you didn't have to sit through that GC.Michael barneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08986102144813296339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795390.post-41269693331951375422010-09-13T07:31:24.524+10:002010-09-13T07:31:24.524+10:00The visual image of you guys munching lime and cra...The visual image of you guys munching lime and cracked pepper chips while saying 'That you needs more lime' to a 'scurvy vagina' has me smiling.<br /><br />And yes, porn has it's uses, and being watched from beginning to end is not one of them.Ysambarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02360071758069381121noreply@blogger.com