Crap on a stick, dude!
Could. Not. Believe. It.
There are moments in our times when we can recall with clarity our exact location, even our precise emotional state, when a page of history is turned and a fresh pen is put to paper on the official ledger of our lives. The assassination of JFK, the death of Princess Diana, Britney Spears' widely panned comeback performance at the VMAs... all are remembered in pensieve and in sombre mood.
I shall always recall the moment I found out Peter Beattie was quitting as being just half an hour after I spent $100 on new bras from the Bendon factory outlet store.
So Premier Pete, because of you, I really and truly can say:
Thanks for the mammaries.