So I was going to bag out the Cultists of Mac for their toolish behaviour in queuing outside the new Sydney Apple retail store ahead of its opening Thursday night. Some of them even flew from Europe and America to be "the first" in line for their bite of the sweet, sweet, white, uber-hip fruit.
But then I remembered that the reason The Wah and I decided to travel to the UK next month was to see David Tennant play Hamlet at the RSC in Stratford-upon-Avon. Sure, going to Croatia, seeing friends and family and taking in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival were also key attractions. But seeing the Doctor as the Great Dane was the catalyst.
So can I claim to be better than these poor and obviously lonely Apple fans? Can I really throw stones from my high horse, perched upon a pedestal, here in my glass house?
Oh, bugger it. You suck, Apple store junkies. My fan-girl geekiness is way cooler than yours.