The last I heard of Warwick Capper, he was making porn flicks with his girlfriend. Now - he's running for office.
That's right, He of the Long Blond Locks is running for the seat of Beaudesert in the March 21 state election. This means he'll be going head-to-head, mano-a-mano with Pauline Hanson herself, as well as the LNP and ALP candidates. So that'll be two lobotomy victims, plus Capper and Hanson.
Sorry. Anyways, Warwick hit the airwaves this morning to talk up his vision for Beaudesert. His priorities are helping drought-stricken farmers, and imposing an 11pm curfew to because "there's too many fights between the multicultural people and the whites out there". As for Beaudesert itself: "I wouldn't live out there `cos there's too many flies, but I'll go out there a couple of times a week and campaign and do what I could," he said. He also challenged Hanson to a cook-off - she can bring her fish 'n' chips, and he'll bring his new "Warwick Cappucinos". To top it all off, his campaign is being paid for by Zoo Magazine, and he'll be having an official launch tomorrow surrounded by a bevy of bikini-clad babes.
Bless. No really, bless his little cotton socks.
I am inspired and rejuvenated by seeing democracy in action like this. So inspired, in fact, that I have invented a new internet meme, which I think, is going to go hog-wild (much like Warwick in his last Adults Only special). Please feel free to join in at home and create your own - LOLCAPZ!