The Australian Christian Lobby cops a fair bit of flack from you left-wing, latte-sipping, climate-change-believing, greenie hippie types.
I mean, here they are, just pointing out some home truths like how Australia's becoming all Islamic and gay and stuff, and you internet blogging trendies just tsk-tsk over your Chateau de Rouge Plonk then go weep over a Cate Blanchett film.
I mean, it's enough to make decent, ordinary Australians want to pack up and move somewhere where there are just lots of rich white people who think like me.
Now the ACL has done something positive to PROTECT THE CHILDREN, and do they get a thank-you? No!
For those of you not aware, some Communist-sympathising insurgency group called the Queensland Association for Healthy Communities paid for a "safe sex" advertising campaign. It featured - gasp - two men, in a state of abnormal, freakish, deviant entanglement.
Sensitive eyes, beware:
Now, these men are... hommo-sexs-yewel.
In a media release, Australian Christian Lobby mouth(piece) Wendy Francis says these two men are "in an act of foreplay".
She's really hit the nail on the head there, hasn't she?
Such relaxed affection. Such affable intimacy.
Wendy should be congratulated, not criticised, for kicking up a stink and demanding distributor Adshel remove the offending posters from bus shelters around Brisbane.
Bus shelters aren't for promoting demonic lifestyle choices in close proximity to children. They're for waiting in, and for good, old-fashioned drunk bogan public urination.
And the thing that really gets me is that the do-gooders at the QAHC could stand to take a few lessons from the Bible if they are indeed serious about preventing irresponsible male-on-male "nuzzling":