Vampire tale

Those Twilight novels. Haven't read 'em, but saw the first movie. What a load of rot, eh?

Still, if it gets the kiddlies reading and all that...

Apparently author Stephanie Meyers pumped out those stories as easy as that woman on Brisbane's northside pumps out IVF quadruplets.

I heard this after my friend Keira from Sydney complained on Twitter that she was struggling with writers' block, and would never be able to free-flow-write like Meyers. I replied saying 1) all writers struggle at times and 2) if all Meyers had to do to hook the tweens in was pump out a shitty vampire love story - hell, I could do that!

Now Keira's holding me to it.

There are only three rules for this story: 1) it has to have vampires,  2) it has to have a sickening love story, and 3) it has to be shitty.

So ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Chapter One of my vampire tale...