Sick of necessary yet tiresome water restrictions that prevent you washing your car?
Simply have a drunk driver crash into your vehicle, have it towed to a bump shop for two weeks' worth of repair - and boom! Get it back brand spanking clean and shiny - saving you the cost of a car wash and/or detail.
Sure, it's not the most practical option, and you have to make sure the collision isn't your fault, but otherwise, it works like a treat!
But yes, I got my car back as good as new yesterday. Thank goodness I didn't proceed to back into a light pole or something - that would have been terribly embarrassing. However, it would have made good fodder for the blog - a nice change to all the furniture updates I've been boring you all with.
Speaking of which...I bought that clear glass console table. Eeep! And tomorrow, I'm getting the overalls on and heading out to Bunnings - I've got a wall to paint.