Gah?
But it turns out to be true - somebody's dobbed me in:
If you have a copy of the Courier-Mail handy, it's on page 75.
Firstly, I must post another link to Aurelie Beeston, who took the photograph featured in the article, and here on the blog. She's a marvellous photographer, and I'm lucky enough to have had her take snaps of me before she starts charging what she's undoubtedly worth.
Secondly, the article says I blog about "all manner of embarrassing mishaps", and I realise I haven't written about anything too humiliating for a while. So consider me on the case!
And finally, if you're here reading this because of the Courier-Mail article - welcome, and thank you! Make sure you drop me a comment.
