This year, they've got a special Santa Claus feature on their website, with daily online games relating to various North Pole pre-Christmas activities. Apparently today is when St Nick does his final check of the "Naughty or Nice" list, and there's a section where you can enter your own moniker, and see whether Santa found out about that arrest for wilful exposure or not:
Obviously I'm safe.
But then I wondered - exactly how exacting are Santa's standards?
But wait, there's more:
HOLY S**T, PEOPLE, SANTA IS A F***ING SITH. SOMEBODY CALL OBI-WAN KENOBI.
If you're bored, have a go. It's hours of Christmassy entertainment.