Anyway, the point is - never fear! Girl Clumsy is here! As a veteran of five, count them, FIVE Year 12 inter-school soccer matches, I am kindly donating my time and expertise to help the Aussie boys bring it home against Ghana this week.
Of course, I'm more than happy to accept lucrative coaching/sponsorship contracts should anybody out there require my inspirational motivational skills.
yup... it IS so dodgy (but freaking funny), but the truth hurts... If you get the coaching position, I need the role as team manager. Soft bastards the lot of them.. Bread and water after a loss... And NO GIRLS (or boys, depending on your proclivities) before a game (a week before)ReplyDelete
A final point... Maybe an Impromafia training session so that they piss-poor actors, throwing themselves to the ground, could be more believable!
I feel somehow culpable...ReplyDelete
I like how you don't mind making a bit of a fool of yourself for content. That's dedication.ReplyDelete
I'm not sure why but the "The other type of lose... although..." made me laugh quite a bit.
Hmm,.. Who are the 'Matildas'?ReplyDelete
*google-search* Whoa HO HELLO VICAR!! Looks like I left Safe search off.
At this point it may even be a better idea to send the 'Firebirds' in.
Also, I think it's the AFL players who need exposure to 'loos'. They just haven't seemed to get the hang of them yet.
Very funny Nat!ReplyDelete
Well done GC.ReplyDelete
Haha, nicely done! :)ReplyDelete
I've just started venturing into video blogging myself actually, yours is a lot more spiffy than my techno-plebby efforts, but you've inspired me to put in some more hard yards lady!
That was much more entertaining than watching the carnage of the English language at a Pimms Verdung post-match presser. BedesReplyDelete
Yep ... you are good! Every time I watch one of your video's I PMSL. Seriously.ReplyDelete