Apr 22, 2011

Good Friday

If you are easily offended by a) making fun of Jesus and/or b) terrible manufactured internet meme pop music - you may want to take this as a warning.

Rest assured, if there is such a construct as hell, I was already heading there. This just upgrades the size of my bungalow on the Lake of Fire.




(Lyrics below if you're interested - might be handy for the bit where I f***ed up)




Good Friday

Seven AM, waking up in a prison
Had a big night, had dinner with my friends
Went to a garden, at Gethsemane
Guards came along and decided to arrest me
Pontius Pilate says I gotta stop
Got to meet my end, don't see my friends

Romans in the front street
Disciples in the back streets
Gotta make my mind up
Which cross can I bear?

Good Friday, Friday
Gettin' nailed up on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to killing me, stone dead
Good Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody's gonna be freaked when I rise again

Crucify, Crucify (Yeah!)
Crucify, Crucify (Yeah!)
Son, Son, Son, Son
Look at me I am the Son of God

7:45, I'm walking to Golgotha
Being yelled at, don't want to die
Son, Son, I am the Son
But they don't want to know
I will die, I will rise
And sit on God's right, ay
My Dad is kinda neat
Weird way to show it

Getting whipped be heathens
Sometimes hurts my feelin's
But forgive them Father
They know not what they do

Good Friday, Friday
Gettin' nailed up on Friday
Everybody's cheering at me as I'm pinned to this cross
Good Friday, Friday
Put in a tomb on Friday
Everybody's gonna freak out in just three more days

Crucify, crucify (Yeah!)
Crucify, crucify (Yeah!)
Son, Son, Son, Son
Look at me I am the Son of God

Yesterday was Maunday Thursday
Today is Good Friday, Friday
I am so derided
So derided
Hey, don't you stick that spear in me

But tomorrow is Saturday
and Sunday comes afterwards
Someone tell Judas he's a bitch

(repeat chorus)
(dance like epileptic monkeys)

17 comments:

  1. You are a VERY naughty girl GC. What was in those chocolate easter eggs??

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  2. BLOODY HILARIOUS!!!

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  3. By the hairy balls of Buddha that was fkn HILARIOUS.

    And, you are correct - you are going to hell. The guys are going there on the basis of the dancing alone.

    See you there.

    R.

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  4. They do say that Hell is much better as all the interesting people are there...
    I do think your fiendish? backing dancers should go before you to prepare the way
    Regards
    The Ancient Man

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  5. Hey, by the way, I have just voted for your blog on the Sydney Writers Centre site. Why so quiet about that?
    Luckily I saw the link on the left. Come on people lets see if we can do a Felafel for GC
    Regards again
    The Ancient Man

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  6. WRONG

    But it had to be done.

    End of Rant.

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  7. Thank you Anonymous. That was a particularly short rant. I'm not quite sure I understand, but thanks anyway. :)

    Ancient Man - I'm a bit wary about over-pimping myself see. I was also waiting to see if I got named a finalist in the actual categories they've got. In the end, I wasn't (not particularly surprised or disappointed, as GC didn't really fit any of their categories).

    I might pimp - as I say, I'm just wary of hassling people to the point of frustration!

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  8. Oh - and thank YOU for voting, Ancient Man! Very kind of you. :)

    Thanks to all for your comments.

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  9. Next year Banging in the Nails?

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  10. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners have much more fun.

    Great work GC.

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  11. Offensive? Never. Who doesn't like a good laugh.

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  12. The most disturbing thing about this is the number of times you must have had to listen to the original song in order to learn the melody and structure.

    *shudder*

    (background dancer on the left has watched The Breakfast Club too many times)

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  13. Alan - you've raised a sterling point. It did in fact take a LOT of listens to try to get the lyrics to scan right. NOTHING in Rebecca Black's song rhymes, or scans the way you'd expect.

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  14. I truly hate to disappoint you, but I have it on very good authority that God favors funny women.

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