Ha. Ha Ha!!! Roll around holding gut in laughter.
In the episode on right now, they're investigating a cryogenic facility. One of the girl's ex-boyfriends is going to freeze himself to join his girlfriend in the future. She's a bit testy about it, and the other two are disappointed they can't crack cryogenic-related puns.
"Putting their relationship on ice".
"Giving him the cold shoulder".
"Freezing their assets".
"Hitting the pause button - freeze-framing his life".
"Choosing to become Mom and Popsicles"
God damn that's bloody good. I love it so much. Even the fiend (who I think is the only person who reads this) has got to admire that kind of punning genius. Respect the pun.
I got a good one into a story about Sean Connery being sued yesterday:
"Sean Connery has been shaken...but not stirred....by allegations he's a bully".
Before you mock me, check out today's Courier-Mail - they used the same line for their headline!
See ya, Nats.
P.S. Charles Shaughnessy has just popped up as a guest star! Mr Sheffield from the Nanny! Good to see he's getting the odd job.