This is Yasmin.
Apparently, she's getting married.
From what I can gather from Channel Ten's website, Yasmin's Getting Married is some sort of delightful 21st century cross between Big Brother and Perfect Match. It seems Yasmin has 9 weeks to find a groom - with a studio panel on hand to dissect her dating dilemmas, and ruminate on the trials and tribulations of tying the knot.
Now I can't think of anything I'd rather NOT watch. Just forget for an instant the insanely HORRID messages this sends to young girls ("True love CAN be found through reality TV!"), I just can't see how anyone could stand watching this. It's surely going to be like the fingernails screeching down the proverbial blackboard.
So I've come up with a list of a few shows I'd RATHER watch than Yasmin's Getting Married:
Yasmin's Getting Herpes
Yasmin sleeps with a ship full of sailors, and a studio panel has to help her work out which one of the sleazebags gave her a sexually transmitted infection.
Yasmin's Getting Down
Watch Yasmin mix it with the hip-hop heavies of Los Angeles, before getting involved in a ruthless turf war with the gangs of the East-si-iiide. Damn, bitch.
Yasmin's Getting Sweet F*** All
The new reality sensation that sees wannabe stars tricked into embarrassing themselves on national television, ending up with nothing to show from their 15 minutes of fame except a complete lack of dignity.