Taken from your house on a stretcher -
Have you crossed the line?
Thinking your life is a whirlwind of thrills
The reality? A mire of drugs, booze and pills
Shaving your head and getting in fights
Being the focus of gossip websites
Oh Britney! What has it come to
When K. Fed's considered a better parent than you?
Stop bleeding dry for the paparazzi
Stop living life like a kamikaze
It's your prerogative
But don't you know that it's toxic?
Your pain is eating at you like cancer
A wig and a smoke just isn't the answer
But oops, you did it again
The judge has taken the boys away
But stop the rot and they'll be back someday
Oh Britney! One day you'll dance again!
Oh Britney! One day you'll wear pants again!