Thursday, October 09, 2008

No one's that holy

Spotted today at state parliament:

Brisbane's Catholic Archbishop John Bathersby walking up to the annex entry on Alice Street, then going through security like any other ordinary pleb.

'Cause in this day and age, we don't trust NO ONE.

19 comments:

The Wah said...

When was the last time you heard "A group of Atheist extremists committed a terrorist attack today"?

never... that's when.

Yes, I am feeling like a bit of a fight today.. why do you ask?

Girl Clumsy said...

Atheists are too busy doing sensible things like watching the telly, that's why.

Hooray for the telly!

Allen said...

Well, lets face it, you could hide a dirty great AK 47 under a cassock that size.

Or if you like 6X44gallon drums full of Urea and Diesel in the back of a Transit Van. Don't forget to brace up the back spring.
Oh ! Don't forget the means of ignition.

Here's an idea...
Why don't we arm all of the fundamentalist Christians, Jews and Muslims and send them out to play for a year or two. There will be a mobile phone tied to a pole in the centre of the arena. Last one standing (last person,not group)gets to call home.

Now if you will excuse me Deal or No Deal calls

field marshal crazy horse said...

mmmmm

how many christian suicide bombers r there?

none

who kills more muslims than anyone else

other muslims

cheers

The Wah said...

yay! Crazy Horse fell into my trap!

I knew someone would say "Christians never commit terrorist acts"

Ladies and Gentleman I present to you straight from Ireland... please put your hands together for some of the greatest Catholic Terrorists.. the IRA!

Yay! Christians killing christians for religious and political reasons... Bombers, suicide bombers, shooters, stabbers.. these guys did it all!

sound familiar?

It ain't any specific religion that attracts whack-jobs specifically ... it is religion itself

field marshal crazy horse said...

mmmmmmmmm

well


i did say

no christian suicide bombers
'
r u sure?

i'll admit it if im wrong but ira suicide bombers???

i'll do some research

but if so..wouldnt the muslims still hold the title of greatest?

tho wat the ira have done in the past is shamefull

cheers

field marshal crazy horse said...

im an athiest

i believe in creationism

tho i do believe there is a supreme being of some kind?

here we have an earth thats abundant in resources

and people living upon it

thats just 2 much of a coincedence 4 me

no resources..no people.....mountains of coal..oceans of oil and forests of timber
these were meant 2 b utilised....
sure
these r dwindling but they r meant 2 dwindle
humanity has a use by date...we r part of the universe..not the centre of it..we were never meant 2 last or live 4ever

there have been millions of species which have lived thru their life cycle and have become extinct..
quite simply because they were meant 2 become extinct..and not due 2 anything man has done

the elephant..rhynoseras..geraffe..hippo..4 example r well past their life cycle and due 2 mans help..they r still living

granted..man has slaughtered them and destroyed their habitats due 2 stupidity and expansion...

all we can do is wats humanly possible

yes

both pro and conn

cheers

Allen said...

Could it be that Christians are just too ...er.......Christian to take themselves out while slaughtering others?
After all there is a commandment (don't ask me the number) which says "Thou shalt not kill" which, apparently, fudamentalist Christians have interpreted to mean "Thou shalt not kill, thyself"
But,of course, fundamentalist Christians don't have the promise of nubile virgins and a paradise flowing with milk and honey to egg them on. If they did they would be off across the world doing thir bit for Chritianity.
Anyone want to rejig the bible?
Come on Wah reckon you could do it?

"The Wah version" has quite a ring to it
And you may just start a trend that could rid the world of all fundamentalists
One last word, you must have noticed the middle letters of Fundamentalist is????????
MENTAL

field marshal crazy horse said...

magnificently put allen

Jamin said...

Wow... way to start a religious debate, Nat!

Going back to the original visual, though. What a delicious headline - Catholic Archbishop In Plot To Blow Up State Parliament.

Girl Clumsy said...

Ha - "Catholic in plot to Blow Up Parliament".

Not since Guy Fawkes have we seen such behaviour. ;)

Mind you, the Archbishop was followed in by an Anglican priest whom I didn't recognise. He had a great big silver chain with a curved-end cross on it which he had to remove.

Apparently there was some sort of lunch on at parliament with all the religious dudes - I suspect maybe the Premier herself was attending.

Spencer said...

And where's the photo?!!!

Allen said...

Well there's something you don't see every day
Anna taking advantage of a photo op
If the LNP was not filled with the usual dross of hangers-on, I could almost be tempted to vote for them
(almost, I said)
Gee, talk about being between the rock and a hard place

Allen said...
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Allen said...

Courier Mail Headline:

ARCHBISHOP BLOWSup CABINET

The Wah said...

Now nuns are getting into the terrorist habit! ;)

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/world/us-believes-nuns-have-a-habit-for-terrorism/2008/10/11/1223145683867.html

field marshal crazy horse said...

if u'd prefer me not 2 make further comments in future

i'll respect your wishes

i can b a prick at times

cheers

The Ancient Man said...

What's this Crazy Horse is feeling a bit Pricky !!!
Come on CH, without you at whom would we cast the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Don't go CH 'cause if you do we will all sink into the quicksand of mediocrity
Much more fun to have full on debate

field marshal crazy horse said...

ok ancient man

uve concinced me

the very thought of u fine people being stuck in quicksand in 1 way shape or form excites me

oops

i mean saddens me

cheers

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