Now what could one possibly do with 57 brand-new "Spencils"?
They're a highly sought-after prize on 612 ABC breakfast, hosted by Spencer Howson, whose name provides the extra "s" in "spencil", and whose blog is full of quirky thoughts and wacky photos (not to mention a strange obsession with reverse-stripe ties). I could conceivably run some sort of eBay racket. Get your genuine Spencil! Only $60 plus postage and handling!
But there are so many other things one could try:
- Build a small Spencil hut.
- Use them to train chihuahuas to fetch.
- Sharpen them, blu-tac the eraser ends onto my tiles, and create a deadly, pointy HB trap inside the door to impale the Wah when he next unsuspectingly arrives home (Random ambush maiming is just one of those little things we like to do to keep the relationship fresh, you know?)
- Attempt to get into the Guinness Book of Records by shoving them all in my mouth and taking a photo.
- Spencil ninja.
Special thanks to Rose Tyler!