I know shop store mannequins are supposed to be oddly dressed. But surely this is insanity:
The slogan of the new range is "Romance Was Born".
Romance was born? Where? In court jester's convention?
In other fashion news, I recently bought a great pair of dark blue denim jeans from Target. They were just $40.
I f***ing love Target.
Yesterday, I saw the same pair of jeans on special for $28. I contemplated getting a lighter wash. Then I thought "Stuff it. I'm a darkwash girl."
So now, I have two pairs of the exact same type of jeans. They fit well, improve the general appearance of my legs, and match all my tops.
This is why I suspect I will never be fashionable.